March 2012
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It's only been two days since you dumped me,
but I miss you so much, it hurts.
I think about all the things I’ll never get to do with you again. Like driving around in your beat up beetle for no reason, helping you pick out shirts at PacSun, eating pancakes at your grandma’s house, talking about things that matter and things that don’t matter, smoking cigarettes in the cold, and walking through the woods. Plus a lot of...
February 2012
sarahneal asked: so hey uh i really want to have sex with you okay?
This is why I never wanted to fall in love.
Good never comes from it. You always get hurt, then you don’t know how to function anymore.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
“Hey, you guys know how to get a guitar player to stop playing? Put some sheet...”
– Conor Oberst, making fun of Nate Walcott (via oberstingwithconor)
Next time I try to kill myself, I won't bother...
And I’ll make sure I do it right.
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Watchdigitalmeteor:
swallowinganchors:
This video always makes me cry. I can’t wait for my Brother to come home.
omg my heart
mmoshmelloww:
no one likes my blog
or my opinion
or me
ok
